Tuesday 22 May 2007

The Fantum Menuss

To: KittyNet High Command
From: Cheop The Cat: The Magnificent, The Blessed, The Strong, The Merciful, The Very Courageous, The Very Very Smart, Certainly The Handsome, etc.


Dear Sirs,

It has become clear now to us at the V3 London Outpost, that we are being threatened by a new enemy. A new enemy lies on the horizon. Or perhaps just below the horizon. Yes, actually probably just below the horizon, because we can't actually see it yet. And you know my vision is really quite excellent and if this enemy were above the horizon it's a near certain I would have spotted it by now. But no, no, this enemy - this "Fantum Menuss" (TM) - stays cunningly hidden, cunningly hidden by the HUMANS.

Things are afoot, I tell you. Afoot! Something dreadful is coming!

And we have evidence. Yes, evidence! Photograhical evidence that something is on the horizon (or perhaps just below it, as previously delineated).

Behold! ...




What this sinister, cage-like contraption could be, I know not. But I do know one thing...

We must strike! Strike now!

Yours, etc.

Cheop The Cat, Commander The V3, London

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